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I was dating an Ornithologist.
We only communicated by Twitter.
I was dating a vegan.
She got pissed when I called her “honey”.
I was dating a woman who worked at Red Lobster
Things didn’t work out.
I could not get past the fact that she had clammy hands.
I was dating an Invertebrate Zoologist.
She said that I was spineless.
I was dating an Eskimo.
Things were going well, but I lost interest after awhile.
I just wasn’t Inuit.
I was dating a Calculus professor from ASU.
She found my joke’s derivative.
Q: What’s the hardest part about dating a HAM radio operator?
A: They tend to send mixed signals.
Recently I was going out with a ventriloquist. I had to break it off - that dummy always had to have the final word!
Dating is difficult, I recently got out of a relationship with a mathemetician. She broke it off with me, she told me that I was no longer part of the equation.
I was dating a zookeeper, that didn’t work out at all, I felt caged in.
I also dated a puppeteer, she broke it off [...]
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