Monthly Archive for July, 2006

Shock and y’all…

Q: What’s the worst part about dating a cattle rancher?

A: Putting up with all their bullshit.

Dating Humor Continued…

I was dating a Calculus professor from ASU.

She found my joke’s derivative.

Hot Wings…

The founder of the Hooter’s chain of restaurants, Robert Brooks recently passed away. An autopsy proved conclusively that the cause of death was due to years of exposure to the colors brown and orange.

Where have all the flowers gone…

Did you hear the one about the serial killer that only preys on hippies? He has been dubbed the Birken-Stalker.

Dating in the static age…

Q: What’s the hardest part about dating a HAM radio operator?

A: They tend to send mixed signals.