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Dracula!

I’m writing a novel about a vegan vampire, it will be deficient in irony.

Cruelty to Animals

I was dating a vegan.

She got pissed when I called her “honey”.

It only keeps getting better…

Q: Why won’t Osama Bin Laden wear sandals?

A: Because he has camel toe!