Where have all the flowers gone…
Published by jeff July 11th, 2006 in HippiesDid you hear the one about the serial killer that only preys on hippies? He has been dubbed the Birken-Stalker.
Zing of the day.
Did you hear the one about the serial killer that only preys on hippies? He has been dubbed the Birken-Stalker.
now; dude…..
That one is pretty darn funny.
So these two guys, like decided, to catch the baseline rapist, this is soo funny, just wait, and they got some guns, a shotgun and an AK-47, right, because the assault weapons ban has expired in the USA, and, damn this is sooo good, so they went down to baseline and priest, right, and they asked this homeless guy if he had seen anything, right, dude I’m almost cracking up right now, and so the homeless guy says no he hasn’t seen anything, right, so they continue on to the next, corner, I mean you gotta picture it, these two craaazy dudes, walking around with guns, and they run into two OTHER GUYS, TWO OTHER GUYS WALKING AROUND WITH GUNS!!! ONE HAD A SHOTGUN AND THE OTHER HAD AN AK47, RIGHT? AND THEY WERE KIND OF LIKE TWINS YOU KNOW, THAT’S PRETTY FUNNY IN AND OF ITSELF BUT IT DOESN’T STOP THERE, I MEAN THEY DIDN’T REALLY LOOK SIMILAR BUT THEY KIND OF DID YOU KNOW, NOT LIKE BIOLOGICAL TWINS OR ANYTHING, RIGHT, SO ANYWAY THEY GET ALL EXCITED AND DRAW THEIR GUNS SHOUTING “FREEZE” BUT THEN THE OTHER DOODS, NOT THE FIRST DUDES, BUT THE SECOND ONES SHOUT “WE CAUGHT THE BASELINE RAPIST”, SO THIS LIKE CRACKS UP OUR HEROES MAN, AND THEY ARE LAUGHING SO HARD THAT THEY ARE TOTALLY BUSTING A NUT AND THE SECOND DUDES ARE LOOKING TOTALLY CONFUSED, LIKE WTF? AND FINALLY ONE OF THE FIRST DUDES MANAGES TO CHOKE OUT:
“DUDE, WE THOUGHT YOU WERE THE BASELINE RAPIST!”
God damn I hate hippies.