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Published by jeff May 17th, 2006 in WomenDating is difficult, I recently got out of a relationship with a mathemetician. She broke it off with me, she told me that I was no longer part of the equation.
I was dating a zookeeper, that didn’t work out at all, I felt caged in.
I also dated a puppeteer, she broke it off due to my inability to express my feelings and my fear of commitment.
I was dating an ASU student, she sucked. She totally sucked. Catch my drift? Are you picking up what I’m laying down?
Q: What is the difference between a female ASU student and Dick Cheney?
A: Cheney has the decency to cover his lower back fat.